I’m a huge fan of the Ganier® Fructis product line. I’ve got the hairspray, the mousse, the fibre gum, the frizz gel and on and on. This morning as I was combing Jacob Jingleheimer’s hair (because it’s a freaking rat’s nest these days because HE STILL WON’T CUT IT), he noticed one of the Fructis containers that Riley Coyote was playing with. Jacob Jingleheimer grabbed it and started reading…

Jacob Jingleheimer: “Fructis Style brilliantine shine water-based shine wax…”
Riley Coyote: “I have no idea what any of that is.”
Jacob Jingleheimer: “It’s just wax that you put on your head.”
Me: “Actually it’s wax that Mommy puts on her hair.”
Jacob Jingleheimer: “Oh. I thought it was wax that Daddy puts on his bald spot.”